You're going to do his laundry?

For example, if you killed your grandfather, you'd cease to exist! Kids don't turn rotten just from watching TV. She also liked to shut up! Then throw her in the laundry room, which will hereafter be referred to as "the brig".
Kids have names? I'm a thing. Eeeee! Now say "nuclear wessels"! Hey, you add a one and two zeros to that or we walk! I daresay that Fry has discovered the smelliest object in the known universe! Okay, I like a challenge. No! The kind with looting and maybe starting a few fires! Oh, but you can.

​​​​​​​But you may have to metaphorically make a deal with the devil. And by "devil", I mean Robot Devil. And by "metaphorically", I mean get your coat.